i am trash

I'm jet I think

I like cats better than I like most people and I can play iron man on the ukelele

welcome to my pity party.

enjoy your stay

or dont

your choice.


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Jul 24 2014

baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess



Jul 24 2014

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america



Jul 24 2014

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos



Jul 24 2014

lmaoalien:

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4



Jul 24 2014

mainlydc:

"Give me the muzzle."



Jul 24 2014

enchiladaprincess:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx



Jul 23 2014

leauxnoir:

Salvadore Dalí and Stephen James



Jul 23 2014


Jul 23 2014


Jul 23 2014

vomitpretty:

The cramps



Jul 23 2014


Jul 23 2014

bisexualpancake:

dumbledorathexplora:

fuckyeahzarry:

germany won because of this kid

image

is that eren jeager

yes



Jul 23 2014

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

Queue, 


Jul 22 2014

ivoryathena:

Badass women from history

  1. Leather clad English rocker girl
  2. Women boxing on a roof in LA (1933)
  3. Ellen O’Neal, the greatest woman freestyle skateboarder in the 1970s
  4. Elspeth Beard, first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle


Jul 22 2014